If you’re kind enough to wish me a happy birthday in two hours (tomorrow), don’t think I’m ignoring you-chances are I’m passed the fuck out.

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May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?